Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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