the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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