you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
