Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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