Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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