Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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