I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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