I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
They are going to name an STD after you.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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