idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize