My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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