He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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