sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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