dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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