Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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