she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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