Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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