Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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