your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
How does one acquire holy water?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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