McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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