She is in my trunk
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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