Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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