on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
this just has baby written all over it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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