I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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