I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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