dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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