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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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