thanks...oh and i got my period
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's official drugs can't kill me
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.