I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here