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  youre lurking in front of me

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Pappa wants mamma naked

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  wait, did i just see you litter out your window??

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  umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today

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• (518): View more from New York

  we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well

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• (714): View more from California

  It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  The most literal cowgirl position ever.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag

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