Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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