Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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