Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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