The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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