Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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