i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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