But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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