the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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