I heard we made out
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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