so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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