Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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