You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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