come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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