His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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