He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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