walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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