I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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