Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
