Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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