I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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