i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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