once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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