The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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