He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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