He had one of those small greek statue penises
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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