everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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