I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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