Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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