he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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