I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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